Sunday, April 24, 2016

Mix-and-Match



Stonefish stings can cause
Evenomation and death
They look like coral


The wood duck has claws
Iridescent plumage and
Red eyes, crested head

And wouldn't you know:

The igneous rocks
Of the oceanic crust
Mop up C-O-two.

You're welcome.



Friday, April 22, 2016

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

CookieCutter Shark

No Cigar
(CC-BY-3.0 jaw: Jaime A. Headden)

I am free from prejudice,
I hate everyone equally.

Good friends stab you in the face.

We are going to have peace
even if we have to fight for it.

Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else
-unless it is an enemy-

If Jesus Christ were to come today,
people would not crucify him.
They would ask him to dinner,
hear what he had to say,
and make fun of it.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Be happy.
It is a way of being wise.

Sometimes a scream is
better than a thesis.

The only abnormality is
the incapacity to love.

The more I know men,
the more I love my dog.