Eager to ring in spring and all the buds that it will bring?
That is rather nice, but here all we have is ice...
This spring is broken, the seeds have not awoken (yet)
So, my pet, a shorter sleep is what you get
Wind the clock hands forward, all
And patiently await spring's call!
Or, you can start firing that seedy shotgun...
(A jarring juxtaposition, even in fun.)