I listened to the delightful Bad Science - The Birds w/Chris Fairbanks podcast at gym today. (Seeker Podcasts), where, amongst many other bird sounds, the Jackass- or African penguin's bray was heard.
What does the Jackass bray? Eight times 'Peaches' and 'I crave the tasty tentacles of octopi for tea.' (From James and the Giant Peach).
Some (stem shell) advice (with non-missing link):
This looks like fun: InstaNovels!