Gladius, my dear Swordfish!

Prompt: sword (or gladius). Meet the swordfish! They have very cute small fry. But shouldn't you rather wear them  than eat them? One salient fact: they cannot stop swimming, or they'll die.

h/t: BBC - Earth - The one thing everyone knows about swordfish is wrong, by Colin Barras.

Meme:      'You have my sword, and my bow, and my axe' is based on a scene in Lord of The Rings.

Oldie (It does feel like a 1000 years ago.) from The e-Incunabulum of Comical Inspiration: