The Casein of the Free Will-o'-the-wisp

Oh noes! Is Gattito casein-shaming Dilly? Milk clothes, silk scarves and leather shoes to follow. Or maybe wooden clogs?! Also, if you have an add HOX urge to juggle tardigrades, you should probably go with Ramazzotius varieornatus rather than Hybsibius dujardini.

h/t: Ball Lightning