|"White Whale, Narwhal" illustration from "British Mammals" by A. Thorburn, 1920|
Mighty bezoar against life's ache
Pulverized pearl, powdered horn: do not take
Rhinoceroses, narwhals roaming free
Bedash'd with nature's panacea you will be
(Do no harm; it works like a charm!
nature's glory, the remedy for all things gory...
End of story, heh heh)
H/T to Foolish Remedies: Goa Stone